Today is The Bis' birthday, which is coincidentally the same date as Cid from FFVII, courtesy of me of course. 16 is one of those golden years. There is even a movie name after it..I think. Bisby is happy about his new CD Burner, 56X internal. Though it's not as kewl as a brand new 250mb Pentium 4 super server dell, it's still something to be semi-proud of.
So I took 5 mins of my time and complied a list, a humble list of things You can do to make him a happy emo boy.
To-do guide list:
16 Act like nothing happened..but still do these things
15 Compliment on his shirt/dress
14 Say "wow you're so tall!" even though he's still a midget
13 All you can eat at McDonald's
12 Free game of bowling
11 Burn hordes of pirated music into CD-R
10 Steal all his video games and donate it to me
9 Make a penguin plushie
8 Keep away the dildos
7 Cheez-It
6 Give lots and lots of quarters
5 Donate used computer parts
4 Order 5 copies of "Invisible 5th man" album
3 All you can watch, and stand, animes and hentai
2 "Eat more chicken"
1 Wish him a late happy Bday! ^^
